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The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)

• everything working fine at my end. Looks like issue at your end. Please call your vendor
• Did you changed anything?
• Gee, it worked in Beta. Let me recompile that.
• I'm following up something I read about how that applications affecting the way the latest updates are applied, still investigating.
• The system is down/acting odd because of Sun Spots.

Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it:
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