UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• Your memory is being consumed by idle processes
• I'm running tests to see if anything else is broken.
• We are working on it.
• I can't help you if you don't know why you are calling.
• Yeah I can do that, It's gonna take a few days though. I have to dig for the manual.
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: