UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• Reboot and call me back after 5:00pm.
• Call me back ... when I am awake!
• Your Windows PC has been on for HOW LONG?
• If everyone would stop calling me I could fix the problem.
• Your CPU fan belt may be loose.
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: