UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• These things happen, but are extremely rare.
• Sunspots must've caused that outage.
• My wife is pregnant. Gotta Run!
• The fiber is cut.
• Your memory is being consumed by idle processes
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: