UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• I can't help you if you don't know why you are calling.
• Yeah I can do that, It's gonna take a few days though. I have to dig for the manual.
• "Hold on", I need to find a literal translator. The manual is wriiten in chinese.
• Hmm. The token ring isn't responding? The token probably dropped on the floor somewhere. Look under your desk and let us know when you find it.
• Reboot and call me back after 5:00pm.
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: