UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• You wanted to save money...
• The firewall is blocking that.
• I'm busy trying to keep a virus from spreading.
• If I don't fix this, the whole company will be down.
• I don't fix computers on weekends.
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: