UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• Argh, You want something done right you have to do it yourself.
• I want to help you, but I can't do it alone. Let me get some help.
• The vendor still has it.
• I'm chasing down an intruder and need to keep the network safe.
• Their not returning calls or emails. I'm trying other methods to reach them.
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: