UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• If you work in programming: It's a hardware issue.
• Ok, just send me a log of everything you think might be related. Just to be sure, go back 3-6 months.
• This deals with Homeland Security. I can't talk about it.
• No, you clearly said UN-install it.
• Works fine on my machine. Have you run a diagnostic lately?
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: