UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• The net is down.. there's nothing we can do about it..
• I don't know, It worked fine a couple of minutes ago
• I have to go, my wife is having a baby!
• It just keeps crashing, I'm trying to fix it.
• Since it is still under warranty, we will have to call the manufacturer.
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: