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Need An Excuse


 

The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)

 

• Your memory is being consumed by idle processes

• I'm running tests to see if anything else is broken.

• We are working on it.

• I can't help you if you don't know why you are calling.

• Yeah I can do that, It's gonna take a few days though. I have to dig for the manual.

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