UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• Sorry, but we can't duplicate your problem.
• It just takes a lot of time to finish the process
• I'm in the shower and will call you in an hour.
• You clicked on What?
• We don't do Windows.
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: