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Need An Excuse


 

The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)

 

• It just keeps crashing, I am trying to fix it.

• Since it is still under warranty, you will have to call the manufacturer.

• It works like magic in the development environment

• Yesterday it was working fine, can you check your logs, please?

• You mean you were not at the training session?

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