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The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)

 

• I have no idea what you are talking about.

• The bean counters are specing out the configuration before any more changes can be made.

• A problem with a GUI??? Why are you calling me?

• You never ask a grey beard those questions... Are you crazy.

• Wait. Stop. Could you please wait until I get some caffeine.

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