UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• Since it is still under warranty, you will have to call the manufacturer.
• It works like magic in the development environment
• Yesterday it was working fine, can you check your logs, please?
• You mean you were not at the training session?
• Our support contract with that vendor just ran out.
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: