UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• The server is going down at 5pm. Do you want it scheduled or unscheduled?
• But it worked in the lab...
• I've been giving that a lot of thought and will get back to you...
• I am trying to fix it , i am not sure how long it takes ....
• Sorry, but we can't duplicate your problem.
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: