UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• These things happen, but are extremely rare.
• The guy in the tie, I think he was the last one using it.
• Sunspots must've caused that outage.
• My wife is pregnant. Gotta Run!
• Gotta run, the server is on fire.
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: