UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• The system is down/acting odd because of Sun Spots.
• It is a Windows issue.
• Work is done by the development group at the research instutition, I can't put the modifications in.
• The server is going down at 5pm. Do you want it scheduled or unscheduled?
• But it worked in the lab...
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: