UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• Can you call my manager? [who is on vacation] I'm sure he can assign someone to get to the bottom of this.
• But the network manager's Welsh!
• That is called a TUTTLE issue, we can't fix those.
• If you work in IT: It's a software issue.
• If you work in programming: It's a hardware issue.
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: