UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• Wait Stop, Could you please wait until I get some caffeine.
• Yes, I was up all night again so ask me later.
• The net is down.. there's nothing we can do about it..
• I don't know, It worked fine a couple of minutes ago
• Can you call my manager? [who is on vacation] I'm sure he can assign someone to get to the bottom of this.
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: