UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• If I don't fix this, the whole company will be down.
• I don't fix computers on weekends.
• P.E.B.K.A.C - the Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair. I cannot fix it from here.
• I have to go, my wife is having a baby!
• It just keeps crashing, I am trying to fix it.
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: