UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• You mean you weren't at the training session?
• Our support contract with that vendor just ran out.
• This is out of my area of responsabilities
• It is not a bug; it is a feature
• Do you understand threads? no? The problem is how the kernel is handling the threads.
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: