UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• I have no idea what you are talking about.
• The bean counters are specing out the configuration before any more changes can be made.
• A problem with a GUI??? Why are you calling me?
• You never ask a grey beard those questions... Are you crazy.
• Wait. Stop. Could you please wait until I get some caffeine.
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: