UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• A problem with a GUI??? Why you calling me. I only deal with command lines.
• Wait Stop, Could you please wait until I get some caffeine.
• Yes, I was up all night again so ask me later.
• The net is down.. there's nothing we can do about it..
• I don't know, It worked fine a couple of minutes ago
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: