UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• Sorry, but we can't duplicate your problem.
• Have you tried opening up the window and standing on one leg?
• Your system Crashed? Its all in Ur head. Try Again.
• It takes lot of time to finish the process
• I'm married.
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: